I had a dream last night that I was in the new action-packed movie House of the Dead, and I was with three of my good friends: Shawn, Ben, and the one and only David Fredburg.  And they were like, "hey you want to go to a rave on this killer island!"  And I was like sure, sounds sick(learned that from Andrew, it means cool or neat)!  Little did I know that by killer he actually meant that the island would kill you somehow if you went to it.  So anyways we show up and there is no one to be found, and we are baffled.  There are no glowsticks, no boobies, and definetly no Nate Dahl music!  So me and Ben take off  to go look for the other people while Shawn stays back to have a smoke, and Fredburg stays to have a drink and look at dead naked girls that like to be whipped, with Joel Keck's corpse, which layed there on the ground.  So anyways Shawn and David are relaxing, when all of a sudden they hear something ruffling in the forest!  They look again and it is Rachel Crum who has turned into some kind of mutant, out to seek revenge on Shawn for breaking up with her.  She graps Shawn and rips out all his chest and back hair causing him to bleed to death.  And the weirdest thing was when Fredburg looked at Shawn he looked like this:

So Fredburg looks at Rachel, and yells "FOOTBALL", and runs toward her with a Sweedish meat ball in his hand, and stuffs it down her throat, on which she chokes and dies.  After all that mess Fredburg runs and catches up with me and Ben.  We then make our way through the forest, when out of nowhere there is this giant house, which we see Matt Keith run into.  So Fredburg rushes ahead of us, and yells "Matt! Is that you Matt?"

When all of a sudden he is attacked by a gang of mutant guys, that were upset about their windshields being broken in by rocks!  As David slowly gets beaten to death by rocks, he gets enough strength to stand up and pose for the red screen dying effect, which looked a little something like this:

So me and Ben continue on our way and somehow make our way through the house without getting attacked by mutated men!  We come across many a mutants and kill them  all with guns we had gotten from an old man, that had a boat and was named Captain Kirk!  We find our way through this cave underneath the ground when we run into Shawn, and we were like, "Shawn we thought you were dead?"  But he didn't answer us and signaled for us to follow him, so we did!  He led us into this room with mutant body parts scattered all across the room, and we were like "Shawn what is this when all of a sudden he ripped of his face, and he was A MUTATED VERSION OF SHANNON FENTON! She yelled in her man voice BLALALALALALALALAA!  (Which I kind of found sort of attractive for some reason, but that is beside the point)  Anyway back to the story.  And we were surrounded by tons of mutants.  She said she wanted me for my skin,(while licking my face, which thought was kind of weird but pleasant at the same time) and the body parts of Ben.  She tied Ben on some kind of table, and I was being held by the mutants.  When all of a sudden, Ben broke loose and had a rock in his hand, which he was going to throw and hit mutated Shannon in the head! (and we all know how good of an aim Ben has got, cough cough Fredburg's house)  He threw the rock and it missed and hit some barrels of gun powder which in turn caused the barrels to explode!  Ben and I went running out of the place while a huge explosion was exploding behind us!  We were running out of the place in slow motion, and Ben wasn't wearing a shirt, and you could see his boobs bouncing in slow motion, it was pretty sweet!  We thought everything was safe after that when all of a sudden mutated Shannon came out with a sword, and hit me in the head causing me to have a seizure for several minutes.  So Ben yelled, "that is  my homecoming date you bastard!"  And ran at her with a sword he got from God knows where.  And she easily stabbed him right in between the boobies.  He laid on the ground for a while trying to catch his breath when thought of  an idea.  He ran and got a horse from the forest and put out in front of Mutated Shannon, and she got all giddy and ran over to it, and went to do something naughty to the horse (which I will not say what) when Ben caught up and stepped on her head  causing it to squish underneath his foot!  And then he fell down and died from the sword being stabbed in between his boobies!  So he look a little something like this:

 (I couldn't find a picture of Ben, so I used the next closest thing)

So I awoke from my seizure and there were gov't guys who took me home on a helicopter!

The End

Best dream ever!